Witch, please: The Coven Heist Chronicles
When the coven gets cut off… the vaults get cracked.
Magic is outlawed. Potions are banned. And witches? Totally cancelled.
After an unexpected decree locks every spell, scroll, and shimmer behind high-security vaults, Luna and her dysfunctional coven of outlaws are left broke, bitter, and boiling over with revenge. But they’re not just going to sit around and chant sad limericks about the good old days—they’re going to rob the system blind.
Armed with sass, spellwork, and absolutely zero chill, these magical misfits dive headfirst into the ultimate magical heist. But between cursed cats, explosive gadgets, and one terrifying Vault Master, it’s going to take more than broomsticks to pull this off.
If you like chaotic covens, laugh-out-loud spells, and heists with heart, you’ll love this action-comedy fantasy.
Perfect for fans of Good Omens, Ocean’s 8, and anyone who thinks magic should be a little messy.
What You Get When You Crack Open This Spellbound Heist: A Wild Ride of Magic and Mischief: Follow five unforgettable witches who’ve been magically cut off from society—and aren’t taking it lightly. When the coven gets cut off, the vaults get cracked. A Hilarious, High-Stakes Heist: Think Ocean’s Eleven but with broomsticks, spells, sarcasm, and one very judgmental cat. Five Bold Witches, One Chaotic Crew: From the genius twin with a plan to her loveably clueless sister, a grump who doesn't believe in fun, a witch who's always cracking jokes, and a gadget queen who’s part magical hacker—this coven’s got chemistry and chaos. Magic Meets Mayhem: Explosions, enchantments, cursed donuts, invisibility spells gone wrong—you name it, it’s in here. A Quick, Unputdownable Read: Perfect for fans of fast-paced, laugh-out-loud fantasy that doesn’t take itself too seriously (but still totally slaps).